HUFF POST: A sheriff in Palm Beach County, Fla., recently came across the Instagram page of Dupree Johnson, 19. Noting that Johnson had a rap sheet that included grand theft, burglary, and felony possession of a firearm, the deputy decided to look more closely at the pictures. They weren’t your typical Instagram food photos — unless you’re a person who eats lead. Authorities quickly issued a search warrant for Johnson’s home in Lake Worth, Fla. Deputies not only discovered a Glock underneath his bedspread and a stolen — and loaded — Tec-9 9mm pistol, but also $250,000 worth of stolen jewelry, electronics and and firearms, Miami New Times reported. Investigators believe that Johnson may have been one of several people responsible for as many as 40 burglaries in 55-and-older communities in Boynton Beach, Fla., according to CBS12.com. By the time officials were done cataloguing Johnson’s stash, they had charged him with 142 felony counts of being in possession of a weapon or ammo, the Sun-Sentinel reported. WPBF-TV reports that when investigators were filling out the arrest report, they asked Johnson for his occupation and he allegedly replied: “Thief.” Johnson is behind bars in lieu of $60,000 bail and his Instagram page “Duce22ceritfied” is no longer working.
Say what you will about Dupree Johnson’s intellect, but don’t tell me isn’t the most honest crook in the game. Instagram is about humble bragging and showing off what you are good at, and Dupree is phenomenal at holding guns and looking like a thug. So what if it could land him jail one day? I’m 100% positive that chicks were all over his dick everytime he flashed that gold grill and semiautomatic rifle all over insta. Dupree doesn’t fuck around when it comes to what he does either, just tells the cops like it is.
Officer: “Sir what do you do for a living?”
Dupree: “I’m a thief didn’t you see my instagram?”
To be honest the only thing I find surprising about this story is that Dupree only made it to 142 counts of felony. Bet he was real disappointed with such a low number.