HUFF POST: A Texas woman is accused of stabbing a man in the arm with a screwdriver for not “fixing” her breakfast, according to the San Antonio Express-News. On Monday, Authorities charged Rosie Mae Strait, 39, with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon causing serious bodily injury. The man’s injuries were treated at the scene. Strait woke up from a nap and was furious that there was no food waiting for her after her slumber, WOAI reports. In this case it was food that allegedly fueled domestic conflict. Previously, it’s been music.
I think it’s a generally held rule that after a one night stand or random hookup, whoever is less attractive is on breakfast duty. There’s nothing worse than settling for a 3 and then in the morning she isn’t even grateful enough to whip up some eggs and bacon, or at the very least a bagel, for you. And on the flipside if I’m lucky enough to bone a 6 you better believe the table is going to be covered with every breakfast food imaginable in the morning. It’s just my thanks for letting me stick my wildly disappointing dick in her. All that being said, Rosie must have taken home a straight gargoyle if she is the one upset about not getting breakfast in the morning. Chick looks like Ricky Williams on the dolphins, manface city. But rankings are rankings, and if Rosie is a 1 than she must have slept with a negative 3 last night to be pissed enough to stab him with a screwdriver. Gotta know where you stand.