Is there any privacy left in this world? I’m not sure what point we are at where you can’t even have sex with a random hooker in a hotel room without getting bombarded at home with surveys and phone calls asking how your S&M experience was at the Marriott. The wife’s gonna be pissed about that 100 out of 100 times. I do like that the guy actually took the time to fill out the survey, even though there is a solid chance this is fake. Either way it’s a totally plausible scenario. I also like that he only gave the hotel a 5 for speed of check in. Dude was probably standing at the desk with a half dressed whore feeling on her titty while the receptionist took her sweet time making copies of his driver’s license. When you have to bust a nut you have to bust a nut. You don’t have time to maybe mention that you don’t want any optional surveys mailed to your house. Rookie mistake but I think we’ve all been there.