Huff Post: Is Justin Bieber retiring?! The 19-year-old pop star sat down for an interview with Big Boy for Los Angeles’ Power 106 station and made a statement that probably shocked lots of those Beliebers. “New album … uh … I’m actually retiring, man,” Bieber said. “I’m retiring, yeah.” “I’m glad you announced that,” the host responded. “I’m not gonna even play nothing else but that.” “I’m retiring, yeah,” he added, keeping a straight face. “I’m taking a … I’m just gonna take some time. I think I’m probably gonna quit music.” Apparently, it was all just one big joke, according to Gossip Cop. “Of course it’s not true,” a source told E! News of Bieber’s supposed retirement plans. Although it’s highly unlikely he will leave the biz for good, Bieber is looking to change some things up in his career.

Absolutely love it. The Biebs just announcing his retirement randomly during a totally legit interview. Probably just wanted to see 1 billion girls (and a decent number of guys) crying their eyes out for a few hours before someone told them it was a joke. Biebs has been at that glorious point for a while where he just doesn’t give a fuck, everything he says is liquid gold and people can’t eat it up fast enough. Smashing Selena on the reg, fucking sluts in other countries, causing girls to give up on life because “fuck it man I think I’ll retire or something.” That’s how Biebs does it. If you don’t like it, go back to 2010 because being a Bieleber in 2013 is not just a god given right, it is a blessing from above.

Sidenote- How boring must it be for Bieber to get asked the same fucking question 90 times a day for a year. Like oh Justin where do you see your career and musical future going? Umm he’s gonna keep putting out fire jams anytime he feels like it while simultaneously crushing the hottest pussy the world has to offer and dominating the internet. Or he’ll just retire man.

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